{"id":1728,"date":"2012-10-14T11:28:46","date_gmt":"2012-10-14T16:28:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatoira.net\/?p=1728"},"modified":"2012-10-14T11:28:46","modified_gmt":"2012-10-14T16:28:46","slug":"october-14-2012-at-1127am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/2012\/10\/14\/october-14-2012-at-1127am\/","title":{"rendered":"October 14, 2012 at 11:27AM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ENJOY A RELAXING SUNDAY:<\/p>\n<p>OMG!&#8230;.I was in in the public restroom &#8211; I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: &#8220;Hi, how are you?&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: embarrassed, &#8220;Doin&#8217; fine!&#8221;<br \/>\nStall: &#8220;So what are you up to?&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;Uhhh, I&#8217;m like you, just sitting here.&#8221;<br \/>\nStall: &#8220;Can I come over?&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: (attitude) &#8220;No, I&#8217;m a little busy right now!!&#8221;<br \/>\nStall: &#8220;Listen, I&#8217;ll have to call you back. There&#8217;s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions! ~~ Re-post if this made you laugh \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ENJOY A RELAXING SUNDAY: OMG!&#8230;.I was in in the public restroom &#8211; I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: &#8220;Hi, how are you?&#8221; Me: embarrassed, &#8220;Doin&#8217; fine!&#8221; Stall: &#8220;So what are you up&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/2012\/10\/14\/october-14-2012-at-1127am\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[27,68,71],"class_list":["post-1728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-status","hentry","category-random-thoughts","tag-facebook","tag-status","tag-thoughts","post_format-post-format-status"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1728"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1728\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}