{"id":2057,"date":"2012-11-22T04:58:54","date_gmt":"2012-11-22T10:58:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatoira.net\/?p=2057"},"modified":"2012-11-22T04:58:54","modified_gmt":"2012-11-22T10:58:54","slug":"november-22-2012-at-0457am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/2012\/11\/22\/november-22-2012-at-0457am\/","title":{"rendered":"November 22, 2012 at 04:57AM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Steps to make a great Turkey! Lolz!<\/p>\n<p>Step 1: Go buy a turkey<br \/>\nStep 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD<br \/>\nStep 3: Put turkey in the oven<br \/>\nStep 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey<br \/>\nStep 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens<br \/>\nStep 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink<br \/>\nStep 7: Turn oven the on<br \/>\nStep 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky<br \/>\nStep 9: Turk the bastey<br \/>\nStep 10: Whiskey another bottle of get<br \/>\nStep 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer<br \/>\nStep 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey<br \/>\nStep 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours<br \/>\nStep 14: Take the oven out of the turkey<br \/>\nStep 15: Take the oven out of the turkey<br \/>\nStep 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick<br \/>\nStep 17: Turk the carvey<br \/>\nStep 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch<br \/>\nStep 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey<br \/>\nStep 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Steps to make a great Turkey! Lolz! Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5:&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/2012\/11\/22\/november-22-2012-at-0457am\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[27,68,71],"class_list":["post-2057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-status","hentry","category-random-thoughts","tag-facebook","tag-status","tag-thoughts","post_format-post-format-status"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2057"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2057\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatoira.net\/jaa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}