I think I had my heart set on seeing some Aliens this past June. Stinky memes… However there was an E Coli outbreak. I wonder how that came about. Lolz. Local stores are giving away free masks in select neighborhoods probably. I don’t go anywhere as it is so I’m not testing that theory. My Elders are stressing about “emergency packs” but I always have my “bug out” bag ready to go which is probably a million times better than what they mean. Maybe I should help them make one. Then they’ll see me.

Other than that… It’s allergy season for me. My eyes water and nose twitches at everything floating around in the air… This is the part of summer I could live without. Let me go get my 24 pack of lotiony tissues and 2 pack or 75 count allergy meds… I’m going to Costco yall, wave but at a distance.